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Diddly Squat: The No 1 Sunday Times bestseller

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Clarkson trades in his fast cars and city living and takes on the life of a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat farm, in a hilarious collection of stories and observations.

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SKU: 9781405946537 Category: SPORT Tags: Agriculture & farming, Autobiography: arts & entertainment, Farm & working animals: general interest, Memoirs, Reportage & collected journalism, Tractors & farm vehicles: general interest, TV tie-in humour
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Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

‘Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud’ Daily Telegraph
‘Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches’ Time Out
_________

Welcome to Clarkson’s farm.

It’s always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be ‘a farmer’.

And, sadly, it doesn’t mean he’s any good at it.

From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.

Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he’s discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .
_________

‘Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube’ Evening Standard

Praise for Clarkson’s Farm:

‘The best thing Clarkson’s done . . . it pains me to say this’ GUARDIAN

‘Shockingly hopeful’ INDEPENDENT

‘Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here’ TELEGRAPH

‘Quite lovely’ THE TIMES

Diddly Squat, Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022

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Weight 0.163 kg
Dimensions 19.7 × 13 × 1.5 cm
Author

Clarkson, Jeremy

Publisher

Penguin Books Ltd

Imprint

Penguin Books

Cover

Paperback

Pages

224

Language

English

Edition
Dewey

828.9202 (edition:23)

Readership

General – Trade / Code: K

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